Day in the Life of MAX MEGA: yo okay starting with blah blah blah wake up tooth brushing mouthing gargel all that good stuff... off to work
i bargain wit the my boss to get off early my words grant success, its around 1:30 oh with only 4 tables i made 35 bucks which is dope. bam bam bam, off to barber shop...
incoming call: 3j "tryna help with my show tonite since your soo dope?" (exact words hahaha). yo jay (my barber is not present and those other niggas be fucking up) i depart...
imcoming call: Earl "Vii photoshoot @ macarther, drive zoom zoom zoom
arrive on south parking deck, lindsay as beautiful as ever, dante, myron, battle, earl, gabe, and the main man HUNT! all present. photos are taken snap snap snap...
Myron Departs...
purchased Stussy shirt just to have a reason to get a number( MISSION SUCCESS)
earl, hunt, lindsey dante are removed by coppers because pictures arent allowed
meanwhile...
Me battle and gabe head to the car, DUN DUN DUN.... (i lost my keys)
keynote: i left my laptop, sneakers, clothes, money, fitteds, bookbag, aka alota shit out in the open with windows down and car unlocked the whole time we were in the mall. keynote: nobody caught me slipping! good job, gabe pays gatekeeper
while me and battle hunt for car keys, search search search...
keys found at sams job, (nigga sell jewelry) rejoice!!!! (whole time im singing "sooner or later" because i think the keys were dearly departed. fear not!...... sidenote: lady whos job is find other ppl jobs ask us to do her job and apply to a job, so we did and gave her the info. mr. deeds, back at car, leave leave leave...
we head towards kins buffet, but make a thift store stop, i purchase the dope bag! (will use on dc trip)haha its red leather mad GQ
KINS BUFFET eat eat eat... time travels... (gabe throws up) sad...
we WALK to Commonwealth, such a bad decision in the hot sun and full of ching chang, browse browse browse, see dope undefeated hoodie
head to SOLE BROTHER solebrother.net
chit with Chris, take a breather on his couch (good decision)
show love, dap up, bounce... then head back because i left my keys haha
walk back to car, head to cmonwealth to cop the hoodie, buy buy buy
head to lyynhaven mall, i meet Chavelle (she sexy) =] Battle runs game on Haven (bad white girl) talk talk talk
its almost 830 know what that means? CELTICS VS LAKERS! GAME 3
head to the vii house because thats where everyone else and cable is haha
drive drive drive. arrived
cant find remote!, so i play myspace imcoming call on gabe phone: EVERSON "whats good for tonite?" GABE "battle and max gor a little thing at the beach" (3j show)
wait wait wait
Everson arrives...
Beach we go... we arrive and DAGGER! battle doesnt have id (dont ask) battle cant get in in, i drink coronas and bounce
walk walk walk, we see two chicks on the roof, i offer ice cream as a peace offering to have them come down: MISSION SUCCESS
we meet CHARLIE AND KRISTIN, yeah son charlie sexy but i let battle do him
we take a walk and talk bout ish, I catch a Game veiwing! cetics up 3 in 46 seconds remaining, pierce hit 2 foul shots up 5 lakers score we score 5 secs, its over CELTICS 3-1!!!
we walk and BAM! niggas rapping on the corner, i challenge like a pokemon trainer would 50 bucks me or battle, they deny the offer i was only joshing anyway but we spit cuz why not? gabe and everson wander over, dudes on corner, me, battle, girls from roof watch cypher... rap rap rap
sidenote: bum comes along and kicks a beat doesnt say a word and walks off GANGSTA!
we bounce drive drive drive, head towards chesapeake for a party 12:00 give or take 15
DAGGER! party is over when we arrive, i fall asleep in car while Everson runs game
head home, feet hurt, forgot my other phone in everson car, i sleep in my car too lazy to go home, wake up notice phone is in everson car, call everson, realizes he lives in elizabeth city FUCK THAT!
DAGGER incoming text: KIMMIE: CANT CHILL (long story short) still like her tho she my future wifey go inside play soul caliber, rob making pancakes, i begin to blog, gabe and rob play as i type... its 8: 38 GOOD MORNING!
imma wash and clean my car in bout a hour when i get home oh and shower hahaha
